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you say a weird thing
a brief, a dare, a napkin sketch. we are not fussy about formats.
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FLUKE
pg.03 / the procedurefour steps. zero meetings about meetings.
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we say "oh no. yes."
this is the official intake procedure. it has never once failed.
03
we vanish into the photocopier
design happens in there. do not knock. slide snacks under the lid.
04
it ships. allegedly on time
on time is a spectrum. the work is not.
available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects — available for projects —
no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs — no boring briefs —
pg.04 / the fridge doorwhat the clients left behind
they made our bakery louder. legally actionable. five stars.
our records have never been more wrong. thank you.
we hung their invoice in the gallery. it belongs there.
the robots cried. so did we. ship it anyway.
approved unanimously by committee. nobody knows how.
we are furious about how good this is. quietly.
reviews unverified. fridge real. the upside-down one fixes itself if you hover.